The Legend of the Furies

 

Cast of Characters

 

The Winged Fury has Arrived!
06 May 2006

OK people.... I have arrived to support my Fury Sisters in times of need.

Welcome to my den. I'm still doing some renovation here and have to fly back to my "other" residence. See ya all later....

Looking forward to some fun!

Winged Fury

 

Attention all Furies!
09 May 2006

I've kind of lost track of who is who.... how about all of announcing yourselves here in comments? There may come a day when you may be called to arms!

Like now... some dude is causing our poor eevilFury ... anxiety! ooooooooooooooooh, the horror!! We must go to her rescue... out of the claws of a SeahawkFan! That's right!

He has THREATENED her!! No one threatens our dear eevilFury and gets away with it!

So, who's game?

Winged Fury


 

The Legend Continues... I hope...
9 Aug 2006
 

Unfortunately none of the promised tales have been submitted... sigh. And so much has happened since the last entry. A few of the furies have gone off to seek other adventures... others have changed their name and thus we have lost contact... oh dear, oh dear!

But there is some joy to announce in Fury Land! Our one and only
EvilFury has found the sorcerer of her dreams!!! Or is he a Warlock? A magician perhaps? Hmmmmm... I sense a tale to be told....

The wedding bands will be exchanged soon. We must gather all the good Furies to celebrate!

Suggestions will be gladly received.

Winged Fury
 

 

The Legend of Evil and her Furies
30 May 2006

EvilFury



Once upon a time in the land of Jayesse, a little Fury was born. She was a cute little thing. But as she grew older she loved to misbehave. She misbehaved so much that
MotherFury called her EvilFury. That suited Evil just fine. She continued to misbehave because she simply enjoyed everyone getting all upset about her actions. In this way she was also able to hide her true nature, which was loving and caring.

Her wild ways did not deter the young knights from trying to attract her attentions. But their attempts only caused frustration to poor Evil and she called them "Assholes". This name stuck and they were soon known to all as the "Assholes".

Ian, Steve, and Matt tried their best to win Evil’s affections, but to know avail. Brian had to fuck off. Her constant rejections soon angered the Assholes and they swore revenge.

They found a leadership under
WeevilFury, though no one knew if Weevil was a good or bad Fury. He was definitely a trouble maker.

Soon there was no peace in Jayesse country anymore. The country’s leader,
Simon, looked upon the developing events with concern. There was great fear that things would get out of control and Jayesse would crash into chaos. This had happened once before, causing the loss of resources to many of its citizens. Simon, together with his prime minister, Dylan, retreated to their secret hideout for consultation. They didn’t want any loose ends like after the last crash.

But, being the strong willed person she was, and not wanting her beloved Jayesse to fall into disaster, Evil was determined to handle the situation. She called together all Amazon Furies and one by one they arrived in Jayesse.

 

LadyFury



LadyFury arrived from the cold north, where she lived as a hawk by day and a laidee by night.

 

Lunamor



From the hot deserts of the west came
MILFury, armed with the sharp thorns of the cactus.

 

LubeFury



LubeFury arrived from the land of Faeries, bringing with her magical fairy dust.

 

BlazingFury



Looking for some spanking business,
BlazingFury rushed over in a blaze of panties.



And the grandmother of all furies, WingedFury, came flying in to help her fellow furies in need.

Soon more, as yet unnamed furies, descended upon Jayesse.

And over all the activities the one and only
SIMON watched!


Simon


Hear ye! Hear ye!


Request to all Furies and or anyone else willing to contribute:

Continue this tale and send a chapter to WingedFury via PM. Acceptable entries will be added as separate entry for commentary.
And of course the author will be suitably noted.


 

The End of the Legend?
30 Sep 2006

NO WAY!!

The Legend of the Furies will continue some day.... but for the moment this Land of the Furies is going to be misused!

Be warned!

 

The Unfinished Legend
10 Jan 2007


Well, it started out fun.... but I'm afraid it's over.... the Legend of Evil and her Furies...


 


For various understandable reasons, our dear leader,
EvilFury is leaving JS! http://www.dorrie.de/images/smilies/frown.gif

We will surely miss this funny lady..... Evil, I wish you well and for your future all the best!!



Who knows, maybe someday she'll return to JS land and the legend can continue.......


 

 

The Legend doesn`t stop!
27 May 2007

It came to pass that EvilFury met her prince charming, Matt the Jake, and together they left the world of Jayesse. It was a sad farewell, but EvilFury's happiness was celebrated by all!!

Simon, the Lord of Jayesse, became a prisoner to Ella and cast behind the walls of her Cellar Doors, to contemplate his wrong doings to gain the higher position in the Jayesse top 50. Soon his ratings dropped and Ella attained the upper position again. But, Simon was not yet released......

I, WingedFury, was greatly saddened by EvilFury's departure, but rejoiced in her happiness. Now the Furies needed to select a new leader and rescue Simon from dungeons of the Cellar Doors!

The land of Jayesse is looking for volunteers to help the Land of the Furies survivie!! Please volunteer via comment or pm!!


 

The Rescue of Jayesse.....Chapter 2
28 May 2007


The tales of the furies continue. He who dares is welcome to entry the realm of fantasy and join me, Winged Fury, as I attempt to rescue the Land of Jayesse!

 WingedFury/Westy

The times were increasingly dark and foreboding. The departure of EvilFury left a vacancy which was hard to fill. The Furies were disorganised, they looked for support but found none. And with the abduction of Simon, the chaos was perfect.

Ella

 

Ella continued to keep him locked up behind the Cellar Doors, threatening him with the removal and demise of his Angelina Jolie doll. Oh, what torture!!

I, Winged Fury, found it no longer possible to ignore the increasing chaos. Something had to be done! A new leader of the furies had to be found and Simon had to be rescued, but who to turn to? 

After much consideration, I felt there was no other choice but to turn to The Sorcerer of the north!

 Silver-and-Gold

But did I dare turn to him? He had left for the cold north to become a recluse and to perfect his magic and to avoid contact with others. But he was our only hope. But how was I to contact him without suffering his rage?  

Who else but the lovely Lady Fury!

LadyFury

Being also from the north, and being a fury of impeccable reputation, she was our only hope! It was vital to fly to her and convince The Sorcerer of our need!

I called Flying Fury and asked her to accompany me on the long flight to the land of the north. Without hesitation she agreed and together with partook of the long and perilous flight.

Summerwind

We found Lady Fury  savouring her newly married status. But without question, she agreed to contact the Sorcerer; she was a fury after all, and furies helped other furies in need, without consideration of the consequences! Riding astride with Flying Fury, we flew to the the Sorcerer’s hideout.

We were greeted by the servant, the ominous Dr. Stangelove.

DrStrangelove

“Who dares disturb the peace of the Sorcerer? He will eliminate you!” thundered the servant.  

“It is I, the Lady Fury, together with my sisters Flying Fury and Winged Fury. We come to appeal to the Sorcerer for his help! The Land of the Furies, Jayesse, is on the verge of chaos! Our sister, EvilFury, has left us, our Master, Simon, has been abducted by the Ella and who knows what tortures he is suffering! I hear that she is punishing him for daring to be above her in the Jayesse top 50! Please, the sorcerer must help us!”

“Occurring the wrath of the likes of Ella is indeed an awful fate!” replied the servant. “In this case I will speak to the sorcerer and bring forth your wishes.”

The three of us waited impatiently, until the door opened wide and there he was, the Sorcerer! We knelt before him and repeated our wish, using all our Fury charms.

“This is a grave situation! Yes, I will help you! Return at once to Jayesse! Gather as many Furies together as you can. Seek out the The Fortune Teller. I will transmit to her the powers to rescue Simon! Now go!” 

We flew the lovely Lady Fury back to her home, where her husband and children were anxiously waiting for her. Flying Fury and I returned to Jayesse as quick as we could and called all the Furies together. We found her, already intensely studying her crystal ball.

GoGo

And she saw evil things about to happen in Jayesse land…. it was the war of the PEANUTS!!!

 

 

Appeal to all Furies!!
29 May 2007

hear ye! hear ye!



The war against the PEANUTS is near! I hereby call all Furies to assemble..... your presence is required!

Simon must be saved!!



What secrets did the
The Sorcerer transmit to the The Fortune Teller ?

Take part in this war against......

 

The PEANUTS!



This announcement presented to you by.....

 Dr. Strangelove!




In cooperation with Winged Fury!

 

The Rescue of Jayesse / Chapter 3
31 May 2007

When
Dr.Strangelove calls, all follow. Slowly but surely the Furies congregated. It was vital that as many as possible join forces to fight...

The Peanut Invasion

 



Slowly the peanuts were invading Jayesse, one by one they were increasing their numbers ....

And then there was the problem of
Simon..... what kind of torture was he suffering? It was pertinent to discover what commands the The Sorcerer had transmitted. Can Simon be saved? or was he doomed?

New Furies arrived....
they included the dainty Flower Fury

Gillardia



The fascinating
Rainbow Fury arrived next, adding color to the depressing atmosphere...

The Lioness



And then came
Lucky Fury, hoping to spread luck to the future endeavors...

CaptainMando



Flying down from the heavens came
Moon Fury

Traytable



The cast was not yet complete.... and time was running out. The Peanuts were gaining in numbers.

Would the Furies conquer the Peanuts invasion?? Would Jayesse turn into Peanut Land?

   



Would Simon be rescued from his fate at the hands of
Ella?

Stayed tuned.... the tale continues soon....

 

Comments:

 

 
# 1,
likeisaid wrote this on 05/31/07
Ohhhhh, now this is getting exciting! I hope Simon can be saved! I'm sure the Sorcerer will come to the rescue..or will he???

 
# 2,
WingedFury wrote this on 05/31/07
and will the peanuts take over Jayesse completely??
oh, lots of excitement to come... ;-)
 

# 3, ella wrote this on 05/31/07
I always keep Simon in good hands. Even he'd admit to that. (;

 
# 4,
Faymow wrote this on 05/31/07
She likes to keep a firm grasp on things.

 
# 5,
TuesdayPillow wrote this on 05/31/07
Can more people attack? Is there room for a PillowFury, or what?

 
# 6,
Simon wrote this on 05/31/07
Don’t worry about me. Just deal with the peanuts. Ella can do whatever she likes to me, but I shall remain firm.

 
# 7,
Wizardress wrote this on 05/31/07
I don't think Simon has a chance against Ella.
As far as the peanuts, I think we're going to be invaded. :)

*hugs*


# 8,
gillardia wrote this on 05/31/07
Simon is right - we've got to worry about the peanuts!
But - we can save Simon too... We just have a lot of work to do!

Gill

 
# 9,
traytable wrote this on 05/31/07
This is getting more exciting by the minute!!! =)

 
# 10,
CaptainMando wrote this on 05/31/07
Hooray! I've made my gallant (and scantily-clad) appearance!

My prediction: the peanuts will invade, leaving chaos in their wake. It will be up to the Furies to rebuild and bring together the scattered lands of Jayesse. ;o)

 
# 11,
WingedFury wrote this on 06/01/07
thanks to you all! the commands of the sorcerer will be announced soon....
start collecting recipies for peanut butter! :-)

 
# 12,
itiswell wrote this on 10/20/07
I dont think you can conquer the peanut invasion. Hopefully, simon can be rescued from Ella.

 
# 13,
ella wrote this on 10/20/07
**mwahahaha**
NEVER
I hold the key to all that's important to Simon.
Without me, he will never touch, Kate , Hallway, Kreuk or even his darling Angelina.

 
# 14,
ella wrote this on 10/20/07
* Hallaway
Even if Ella is intoxicated, Simon will never bring me DOWN.

 
# 15,
WingedFury wrote this on 10/20/07
oh, I had such cool ideas of how to rescue him from your claws Ella!
Maybe some day we WILL conquer.... well, maybe not peanuts, but rescue Simon! heehee

 

The End of the Legend
20 Jan 2008

The war was lost! In spite of all their efforts, the Furies were unable stop the invasion of the Peanuts! From all over the world, the Furies attempted to band together, but they were unsuccessful..... and soon the Land of the Furies turned into the Land of the Peanuts.... forever.

Nothing, not even the
Sorcerer was able to reverse the attack. We were doomed. His magical powers had turned into peanut butter.

Not even the return of
EvilFury could attain enough force to fight off the forces of the peanuts. So the Furies had to soon admit defeat!  

And
Simon? Oh, poor Simon, he was still rotting away in the dudgeons of Cellar Doors! He was still a prisoner, suffering at the hands of Ella.

But what's this? There he was, Simon!

"I have returned!" he announced.



"I have come to thank you all for your attempts at saving Jayesse. But I see that the Peanuts were more powerful then all of us combined, especially since my own powers were temporarily out of service due to Angelina Jolie withdrawals. And, there is something else I must report."

We all gathered around Simon, eager to catch every word. "Where's Ella?" we asked. "How did you get free?"

"It came to pass," continued Simon, "that the
Leader of the Peanuts appeared at Cellar Doors. He took one look at Ella and was smitten! Who wouldn't be? She is lovely after all."



"Anyway, the feelings soon became mutual, and Ella pardoned me, set me free. She even allowed my dear Angelina Jolie doll back into my possession. She and the
Leader of the Peanuts then eloped! She has left Jayesse for now, perhaps never to return."

The Furies turned and looked at each other, unsure whether to be happy or sad. Jayesse without Ella, it just didn't seem possible.

Slowly the Furies drifted apart, returning to their various homes around the world. They had been unable to accomplish their mission. But, Jayesse still had their Simon, and EvilFury had returned. Now it was up to them, to make the most out of their lives in Jayesse Land and adjust to whatever new changes were to come upon them.

I, WingedFury, would like to thank all the Furies for the efforts at trying to save Jayesse from a horrid fate, which in the end turned into a happy ending!

Until we meet again.... I now fly off to my own adventures!! As for the Land of the Furies... 




 

Comments:

 

1. Left by TuesdayPillow on 01/20/08:

Did I get a fury at some point?

 

2. Left by WingedFury on 01/20/08:

Tuesday, you were the "PillowFury"... check out the "Cast of Characters" link about! :-)

 

3. Left by Simon on 01/20/08:

Actually I was quite enjoying being chained up in the dungeon – but perhaps we’d better not go into that. Now I at least have Angelina back…

 

4. Left by WingedFury on 01/20/08:

sorry for the typo dear Simon ... Angelina is now spelled correctly. Oh the shame! ;-)

 

 

And the Legend continues once more....

25 May 2008

 

 It was time to dig myself out of my lethargic state. Jayesse would never be the same as it once was, but was that a reason to give up on it?

No! Especially since new desaster was dawning....

Simon, our steadfast leader, disappeared once again. He informed us that he must leave, perhaps never to return, and no matter how much begging and pleading we did, nothing could convince him to stay. So my sadness deepened....

Then one day a
troll appeared  

  

Soon he was proclaiming untruths about our dear EvilFury, invading the journals of various Jayesse residents, among them
The-Lone-Groover and our own dear fury LadyFury
.

It was time to again call on the Furies! So, here I am, WingedFury, calling to all Furies to come and join in this new crusade! Furies... report for duty!

Sending off my trusty messanger around the world to spread the news....


 

 

 

 

 

10 October 2008

 

YES, oh joy....  Simon  has returned to Jayess!!!    

My last call on the Furies had no success. Too many were involved in their own real life dramas and could not head the call..... it looked like Jayesse was doomed.....

But wonders never cease.....


Simon
returned to continue being our leader....

But he didn`t return without drama.... ah, Simon thrives on drama!!   

He nearly left us once more.....

But the Jayesse community stood by him!! In a never before demonstration of solitarity, the habitants of Jayesse gathered around their leader.... and he stayed!

Hail to Simon! May you grace the halls of Jayesse for many journals to come...




Winged Fury